Saturday 17 August 2013

How To Girls like u


You want her to like you, but you don't know how? You recently turned off a girl you like? Or maybe you just need some tips? This is the place to be, guys! Impressing a girl in middle school isn't rocket science. We're complicated and sometimes flighty, but this article will show you fool-proof tricks to impress a girl in middle school.

Steps

  1. Be kind and considerate. Contrary to popular belief, girls are not attracted to cocky, rude, disrespectful loud mouths. We prefer someone who can cheer us up on a bad day, or just be quiet when we need them to.
  • Stand up for her. If she's getting pushed around in the hallways, help her out. Say something funny like "Whoa, watch out for little miss (insert name here), she's fragile!"
  • Ask her if she needs help. Ask to carry her backpack across the hall or something of that nature. If she says no, that doesn't mean she doesn't like you. Some girls just don't want help with things like that.
  • BE CLEAN! Take a shower every day and after you play a sport. Wear deodorant and apply it generously. Remember: Axe does not actually attract girls, contrary to their advertisements. So don't bathe in that stuff, it grosses us out.
  • Be outgoing and confident. Do not confuse this step with number 1. Being confident is raising your hand in class and speaking up, not calling out and talking back.
  • Show her that you have other friends and a healthy social life. Let her see you with your friends. It impresses us that you're don't live under a rock.

  • If you tend to be funny, be funny. Don't change yourself, if you're quiet, mysterious or moody stay like that. But a lot of girls like funny guys. You can be funny in class as well, just not rude and remember step 1.
  • Don't act stupid. I don't know how the rumour we do started, but girls do not find it cute or funny. It's weird and annoying.
  • Don't act like a genius, either. We don't care what grade you got on your trigonometry test yesterday, or how many accelerated programs you're in. Some care, some don't.
  • Look nice everyday. Brush your hair in the morning and use gel or whatever you wish.
  • Don't change yourself. Be who you are, don't change for her.
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